My partner and I were packing up the kitchen appliances this evening and came upon my toaster manual.  This little gem is from the troubleshooting guide:

Problem: Bread is jammed.

Possible Cause: The bread may be too thick.

Solution: Most breads, pastries and bagels will fit into the slot, however, occasionally the bread may be too thick.  Simply remove from the toaster and slice thinner.

It’s the “simply” that makes it art.